Hi there, blog world. This is Pius. After checking the Tubre blog with my mama and seeing my "future cell mate's" SWEET spectacles, I begged for some of my own. Here in Kansas, you're not cool unless you wear glasses (which would explain my parents' dorkiness with their 20/20 vision). If you've been following our blog at all, you'd know how quick I can be with "the finger", and I was able to swipe Grampy Stubby's reading glasses right off of his nose. My siblings and I posed for a few pictures with the treasured specs, with the hopes of looking as debonair as Cullen. Here's my mugshot.....
"Big Fo" in da HOUSE! Uncle Ryno got holda me, so now I talk all "rapper", like him. On to Cull-dawg's new shades...... I axed myself, "Self, what could possibly make me any mo down than I already is? Playa, you gotsta has FO eyes!" So I done dat. I dit-int know it be possible, but damn! I'm even betta lookin' dan beFO! You betta check myself befo yall wreck yo-self! Now, if my homegirl, Emma (you foxy lady) likes whatcha see, come check out my crib. I chill der evey night from bouts 8:00pm to 7:30am. Now don't be lettin dat front toof scare ya....Ma says if Fo bes good tonight, den Fo be gettin a new golden grill for Christmas. Fo-dawg OUT!
Oh my gosh, Forrest! Daddy's going to whoop your butt and then go hunt down Uncle Ryno and whoop his next. Hello all my loyal subjects. Pretty, pretty princess Danna Lynn here. While Tyger is MY MAN, I can't help but drool over my future brother-in-law, Cullen. See, I'm ALL about accessories, as any princess is. I love how they accentuate those big brown eyes. Tyger doesn't need any help in that department, because his eyes are already so big and brown and beautiful. Enough about them, let's talk more about me. This is my head shot that I'll be sending in my portfolio to all the modeling agencies around. I'm still trying to develop my "Blue Steel" pose. After my big break in modeling occurs, I plan "to open a school for children who can't read good and want to write good, too. I plan to call it: School for Children Who Can't Read Good and Want to Write Good Too." Sidenote: Any Zoolander fans out there?
For me, Laine Ryan Graf, glasses would help me to complete my look as the most intelligent Graf quadruplet. As most of you know, I have repeatedly demonstrated my intellectual superiority. Father is increasingly enthusiastic regarding my athletic prowess as well, since I can easily walk the length of our familial abode at this time. All of my other imbecile siblings continue to waste their time on all fours... like canines. Enough about MY genius....Cullen, thank you for inspiring me to not only PLAY the part, but LOOK the part, as well. And I must also send my fondest regards to the love of my life, Ms. Abbey Tubre.
In closing, we the Graf Quads, would like to say how nice Cullen looks in his glasses.
In the words of Forrest and Uncle Ryno, "Peace out, home slice!"
Love to Louisiana,
Pius, Forrest, Danna, Laine, Mama, Daddy and Aunt Lainie