Hi there, blog world. This is Pius. After checking the Tubre blog with my mama and seeing my "future cell mate's" SWEET spectacles, I begged for some of my own. Here in Kansas, you're not cool unless you wear glasses (which would explain my parents' dorkiness with their 20/20 vision). If you've been following our blog at all, you'd know how quick I can be with "the finger", and I was able to swipe Grampy Stubby's reading glasses right off of his nose. My siblings and I posed for a few pictures with the treasured specs, with the hopes of looking as debonair as Cullen. Here's my mugshot.....
"Big Fo" in da HOUSE! Uncle Ryno got holda me, so now I talk all "rapper", like him. On to Cull-dawg's new shades...... I axed myself, "Self, what could possibly make me any mo down than I already is? Playa, you gotsta has FO eyes!" So I done dat. I dit-int know it be possible, but damn! I'm even betta lookin' dan beFO! You betta check myself befo yall wreck yo-self! Now, if my homegirl, Emma (you foxy lady) likes whatcha see, come check out my crib. I chill der evey night from bouts 8:00pm to 7:30am. Now don't be lettin dat front toof scare ya....Ma says if Fo bes good tonight, den Fo be gettin a new golden grill for Christmas. Fo-dawg OUT!
Oh my gosh, Forrest! Daddy's going to whoop your butt and then go hunt down Uncle Ryno and whoop his next. Hello all my loyal subjects. Pretty, pretty princess Danna Lynn here. While Tyger is MY MAN, I can't help but drool over my future brother-in-law, Cullen. See, I'm ALL about accessories, as any princess is. I love how they accentuate those big brown eyes. Tyger doesn't need any help in that department, because his eyes are already so big and brown and beautiful. Enough about them, let's talk more about me. This is my head shot that I'll be sending in my portfolio to all the modeling agencies around. I'm still trying to develop my "Blue Steel" pose. After my big break in modeling occurs, I plan "to open a school for children who can't read good and want to write good, too. I plan to call it: School for Children Who Can't Read Good and Want to Write Good Too." Sidenote: Any Zoolander fans out there?
For me, Laine Ryan Graf, glasses would help me to complete my look as the most intelligent Graf quadruplet. As most of you know, I have repeatedly demonstrated my intellectual superiority. Father is increasingly enthusiastic regarding my athletic prowess as well, since I can easily walk the length of our familial abode at this time. All of my other imbecile siblings continue to waste their time on all fours... like canines. Enough about MY genius....Cullen, thank you for inspiring me to not only PLAY the part, but LOOK the part, as well. And I must also send my fondest regards to the love of my life, Ms. Abbey Tubre.
In closing, we the Graf Quads, would like to say how nice Cullen looks in his glasses.
In the words of Forrest and Uncle Ryno, "Peace out, home slice!"
Love to Louisiana,
Pius, Forrest, Danna, Laine, Mama, Daddy and Aunt Lainie
27 comments:
Now that is funny.
Just when I thought yall couldn't get any funnier...you done did it again...sorry, Forrest's "Uncle Ryno" speech is rubbing off on me.
Cullen is still making night night, but when he wakes up, I'm going to share this with him. Maybe if he sees his Graf quad buddies with glasses on then he will leave his on his face. Unfortunately, we are not having much luck in that department :(
Thank you for the huge laugh this morning. Oh, and of course for the 1 am text to my landline which resulted in the phone ringing, Torey and I going from sleeping to on our feet running and a few stubbed toes all in the matter of a second. We thought it was the house alarm and I pictured rounding the corner of our bedroom to see someone running down the driveway (in the snow...yes, it snowed this morning...alot!) with an armful of Cupcakes :) I haven't been going to the gym since I had the babies, but who needs the gym when you have Aunt Moni...sure got my heart racing early this morning :) Don't worry, we still love you...and Billy...and those stinkin adorable babies!
Love back to you from Louisiana,
Jac & Crew
All very cute. I like it when the kids blog.
UT
Ha! That was cute and funny. Andrea
awwww..you graf quads are SO sweet to be thinking of cullen! what great friends! (and yes, great zoolander quote!)
That was sooo funny! The quads should get to blog more often. Forrest may have to go to speech classes before he starts school if he keeps hanging with Uncle Ryno---JK Ryno.
Stacy
That has to be the funniest post by far! I axed myself what did I like best about the post. I think it was all of it. I love the blue steel look that Danna is working on. Now, you need to get her to say "What is this? A center for the ants?....the building has to be at least, three times this big!!!" Thanks for putting a huge smile on my face on this awful sinus headache morning of mine! You're the best!
P.S. Did Jac really say she hasn't worked out in over a year? I'm so jealous!
THat was too funny! You two have such a beautiful friendship!! Those 8 kiddos will be friends for life!!
Love it when the kids blog!!
Oh my god, I have to say that was HILARIOUS!
Yo, yo, yo (and yo!) I thought we only talked like this in California?
Great post.. and I see the "debonnaire"! (how is that spelled?)
Hahaha! Great post kiddos. Thanks for making my day during this hell week. Love you!!...as Forrest's Godmother I'm wondering to myself what I should get him for Christmas this year....is it too early for speech lessons?
Yo "Fo Grizzle" your pizzle was off the hizzle fo shizzle.
peace, I'm outta hizzle
Frizzle the Tizzle
For those of you who speak English, I will translate my post:
Yo "Forrest Graf" your post was off the hook for sure.
peace, I'm out of here.
Frank the Tank
Thank you for yet another wonderful post! You guys crack me up... and it was a much needed laugh after a l-o-n-g day of work! I'm amazed that all four of them actually kept the glasses on long enough for you to get any photos. And, of course, they all still look as adorable as ever (glasses included!). Cullen will appreciate your efforts when he's older!
HILARIOUS! just what i needed after a long week! THANK YOU!
LOL!! This was the most wonderful post!I wish I was this naturally funny.
And a resounding, "awwwwwe..." So glad your little sweeties have stellar vision, but man, are they cute in those glasses!
OMG Girl...You are so crazy! You just crack me up. I got some really crappy news last night about my quad mommy mentee & I so needed a good laugh! THANK YOU!
Too funny! I loved it! You & Jac are so wonderful on the days I need some comic relief.
Love from TX,
Misty
Thanks for all the great comments, guys. BUT, I just have to clarify something before my hubby blows a gasket....it wasn't just me that wrote this post! Billy and Lainie also helped with it. They are some pretty funny peeps, and when we put all our heads together, you get this cracked-out kind of mess you've just read.
Love to all our blog readers,
Moni
I must say your children are adorable. I met your cousin and her 5 month old little boy this afternoon at best buy. She was in front of me in the forever long line and I was telling her I had 4 6 month olds and she said "my cousin has quads but she lives in Kansas" I asked if she had a blog and sure enough it was you. I thought it was funny, small world. Merry Christmas!
Hilarious! I always enjoy reading your blog. Your house sounds like a riot. I am sure your sense of humor will rub off on your kids and oh how fun that is going to be.
Pius, Forrest, Danna and Laine,
I just wanted to tell you we thought your Mommy and Daddy were so well behaved in Church this morning. We should be proud of them. It was great to see you (even if it was from across the church) in your Broncos' duds. Have a Blessed and Merry Christmas and A GREAT New Year.
Brad and Barb Woydziak
P.S. I keep up on you guys just don't always comment.
Oh no. I'm feeling faint. I don't know if I can make it. TEN DAYS!?!? I feel myself slipping away. I still have hope though. I may be able to make it to day 11, but not much further. I'm heading into the light and only an update can pull me back.
-Jules
All I want for Christmas is a new Billy and Monica Blog...
I'm with Emo and Jules...I can't take it much longer. I've already made one visit to the ER this week, please update before I have to make another one.
Merry Christmas!
Jac
(Think "Office Space") "Yeah... I'm going to need that new blog post by Friday..."
Come on!!!
UT
Post a Comment